15 jul 2009

Empleado del més de Agosto

Endemientras se me ocurra algo pulenta, robo con lo del "Empleado del mes"...

Tiren nombres, ¿quien les parece un forro?, ¿quien se zarpa de boludo?. Traten de no pensar en políticos porque ya puse 2 y tengo que poner a todos los de los 3 poderes.
Puede ser un famoso, un comerciante de bario (con foto e historia que certifique la boludes) un pariente, cualquiera... la última la tengo yo.

Tiren data!


Saludos

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  1. Acá le dejo una bolsa con José María Listorti, Fabián Gianola, Darío Lopilato, Nino Dolce, Belén Francese, Leo Montero, los tres punguistas de escrotos de Airbag, Hernán Caire, Ricky Maravilla, Guido Süller, el hijo de Guido Süller (y podría quedarme horas enumerando pelotudos)...
    Meta la mano, cualquiera que saque va a estar bien.

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  2. JA JAAAAAAA, la de "punguista de escroto" es muuuy buena, la voy a robar. El asunto es el siguiente, son todos buenos empleados, ¿cual se destaca? ¿cual es el merecedor del titulo de "Empleado del mes"?. Ademas hacen falta razones, razones... el objetivo mio, es laburar lo menos posible, que me haga el ost otro, je je. Yo tengo uno en mente que me quedo del mes pasado, viene ganando, viene ganando...

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  3. Yo creo que motivos sobran. Sólo basta mirarles las caras, y los prontuarios, a todos los antes nombrados. Ahora, si quiere un pelotudo vitalicio Miguel del Sel se lleva las palmas.
    Y ya que estamos, aprovecho que volví y le dejo un Martín Ciscioli, un Pachu Peña, un Larry de Clay y un Pablo Granados.
    A Marley se lo debo. Se me quedó abotonado con un sacacorcho.

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  4. Me quedé manija, ahí le hice una imagen (para que no se queje que tiene que laburar) y se la envié al mail que figura en su perfil.

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  5. HAY ME GUSTO MAS!! ya te estaba por putear, je je.
    El tema es el siguiente. El chabon no es ningun boludo, es un caradura un delincuente lo que usted quiera, pero para mi no es ningun boludo. Las boludas son las tirapedos que lo escuchan.

    1 a 1, el mio y el suyo, voy a hacer un desempate, si queda en empate elijo yo, je je je je.

    Saludos.

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  6. Otra cosa, el mail de aca es griegoputeador@gmail.com, al hotmail de mierda rara vez le doy bola, puro spam de Viagra y diplomas de Harvard.

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  7. Eh griego...
    Buenas...
    ya se te extrañaba.

    Em no me sale ningun nombre ahora....
    Pero te aseguro que hay muchos....
    SUSANA GIMENEZ?

    MIRTA LEGRAND?...
    NO SE :s

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  8. Que hace´ che!!
    Igualmente, ya tengo uno, voy a usar el que me quedo colgado el mes pasado, je je je, va a estar bueno.

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  9. No vale. Thotila. El empleado del mes, por lógica debe destacarse en el mes! Propongo a ...








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  10. JA JAAAAAAAAAAA. Mi abuela trabajaba limpiando un colegio y me traia los muñequitos que se olvidaban los chicos. De chico tenia 9 Darth Vaders y 1 trooper solo, entonces jugaba al revez... el blanco le daba ordenes a los negros (no comments).

    Esta bueno, pero hay un detalle, Darth no es empleado. ¿Cuanto cobraria Darth Vader? ¿estaba al servicio del emperador "por amor al arte"?.

    Pasese seguido que hay mucha gente para putear.

    Un saludo.

    pd: el que tengo en mente hace MESES que se viene destacando, es hora de premiarlo

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  11. Y dele, hombre, larguelo. La masa está sedienta.

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  12. Ya posteo, ya posteo, pasa que estoy con el culo a cuatro manos.

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  13. Más allá de la imagen de estar con el culo a cuatro manos (porque si usted tiene dos manos, como la mayoría de las personas, necesariamente al menos dos manos son ajenas, aunque podría pensarse que las cuatro son ajenas) le pregunto qué quiere decir con semejante dicho. Pareciera que usted lo dijo como que está "tapado de trabajo". En mi familia, se usa el "culo a cuatro manos" cuando uno está asustado, cagado en las patas. ¿Es necesario que me preocupe por usted?

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  14. ¿Eh´ ne´sario? decia el turco cagador vende-patria...
    No hace falta pero se agradece.
    Yo uso "culo a 4 manos" cuando ando a las corridas, y asi estoy, no solo por trabajo. Pasa que ademas, soy un boludo que no se decirle "NO" a la gente, entonces me comprometo a mas cosas de las puedo terminar.

    Un saludo.

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